-> "President Abe Lincoln"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Superstition"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"President Abe Lincoln"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			President Abe Lincoln 
was a real great man 
He knew it was crucial
that the Union stand
He detested slav'ry
thought men should be free 
He found it unsav'ry
countered his beliefs 
When the South tried to secede he said 
"No way you can 
cause divided 
there was no way we could stand"
(no way we could stand, no no)
The Western expansion 
clearly was at hand 
Natural resources 
most valuable land 
Lincoln could envision 
contentious disputes 
Slave states next to 'Free' ones 
would bear evil fruit 
Lincoln clearly could see 
that this recipe 
sure would taste bad 
Told Jeff Davis, "you must stay" 
(you must stay, I say, I say)
Lincoln's shrewd decisions 
foiled all the South's plans 
Signed a proclamation 
freeing every man 
Knew War would be ugly
but it had to be
Nation could not survive 
half-slave and half-free 
There would be pain and suffering
and in some folks 'Hate'
but he knew someday 
That our Nation would be great 
 ~ ~ ~ (USA, OK) ~ ~ ~
 ~ ~ ~ (Abe, Abe, he's OK) ~ ~ ~
{Repeat variations of those lines all the way out to Fade}
 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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