-> "The New York Met's Logical Song(an Opera)"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"The Logical Song"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"The New York Met's Logical Song(an Opera)"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Mets owner:
in 2-00-1, it seemed the club was so wonderful
a miracle, oh they were beautiful, magical
and the World Series, we would go through so happily
joyfully, playing-ly, beat Yankees
but then we made a few trades, 'cause the team wasn't sensible
logical, victory-ful, practical
but it made it all worse, we can't be so dependable
was awful, lost them all, cynical
GM: 
There are times, when fans do fall asleep
players aren't cheap
and they're hard to find
Manager:
wont you please, please play like you deserve
those rings that you had earned
you were once good at times
Manager:
now watch how you play, you're not acting very tactical
you move too slow, don't move at all, lose the ball
GM:
and Ill sign up some names, to see if they are acceptable
dependable, can hit the ball, starting-able
GM:
There are times, when fans do fall asleep
players aren't cheap
and they're hard to find
Manager:
wont you please, please play like you deserve
those rings that you had earned
you were once good at times
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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