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Song Parodies -> "How Neat Is My Rug?"
Original Song Title:
"How Deep Is Your Love?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"How Neat Is My Rug?"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
when I rise in the morning sun,
and the tapes pull on my covered brain?
and the moment that I shower makes me see
that implants may be the thing for me
and it looks phony with a summer breeze,
keeps me warm, in the winter,
that I need,
but it's true I need to know
how neat is my rug,? how neat is my rug
I really need to know
cause we're living in a world of skulls,
hair falling down,
and they all leave folically,
I believe genetically.
I believe it's true,
you know it's taped to my earlobe hole
is it right? it's my deepest darkest hour..
I would die it it should fall
and it looks phony with a summer breeze,
keeps me warm, in the winter,
that I need,
but it's true I need to know
how neat is my rug,? how neat is my rug
I really need to know
cause we're living in a world of skulls,
hair falling down,
and they all leave folically,
I believe genetically.
how neat is my rug,? how neat is my rug
I really need to know
cause we're living in a world of skulls,
hair falling down,
and they all leave folically,
I believe genetically.
and the tapes pull on my covered brain?
and the moment that I shower makes me see
that implants may be the thing for me
and it looks phony with a summer breeze,
keeps me warm, in the winter,
that I need,
but it's true I need to know
how neat is my rug,? how neat is my rug
I really need to know
cause we're living in a world of skulls,
hair falling down,
and they all leave folically,
I believe genetically.
I believe it's true,
you know it's taped to my earlobe hole
is it right? it's my deepest darkest hour..
I would die it it should fall
and it looks phony with a summer breeze,
keeps me warm, in the winter,
that I need,
but it's true I need to know
how neat is my rug,? how neat is my rug
I really need to know
cause we're living in a world of skulls,
hair falling down,
and they all leave folically,
I believe genetically.
how neat is my rug,? how neat is my rug
I really need to know
cause we're living in a world of skulls,
hair falling down,
and they all leave folically,
I believe genetically.
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Malcolm is not just the AmiRight President, he's also a client.
got to hand it to you, Malcolm, you really keep plugging along
Toupée touché!
You've reached the top with this one.
Very good parody. Shame about the repetative choruses 545
too bad there isn't voting for best comment after a song. I think johnny d would have had all 5's and my queen royce 545.. great work guys. better than the parody I think
Malcolm is not the Amiright President... he's the Amiright Prime Minister. (I can't believe I'm gonna use this line again, but here goes.) Almost a perfect parody. You missed by only a hair. In fact, with only a few small tweaks, this could be a WhatFreaker.
Has DAK ever listened to rproper songs and seen how many the times the choruses are the same i waqnna tie him to a chair, put some headphones in his ears and play blow my whistle realy loud over over
Don't start, Josh. I've just woke up and i am not in the mood for your little stabs
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