-> "Dead Franchise"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Lyin' Eyes"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Dead Franchise"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			"Men in Suits' just seem to find out early 
That sequels to a smash can rake in dough 
A third rate script
That just repeats the first one
It sounds like crap but you still want to go 
Late at night around a boardroom table
The "Men in Suits' decide to make "part 2' 
But they don't care too much about the plot lines
All they want is to rake in revenue 
So they take a film about some super-hero
Who's unknown to most except those comic nerds 
They fantasize the bad guy could be DeNiro
 I wish that they would heed these warning words 
Don't revive this dead franchise 
That "part three' is a thin disguise
 I thought by now you'd realize 
There ain't no way to revive this dead franchise
 On the other side of town a man is waiting 
With tie-in t-shirts and assorted toys
He rubs his hands together, anticipating
The "action figures' bought by sad Fan Boys
Before part two is out,
 They plan a third one 
They think it'll be the film, next year, to see 
Coz we all know if you want to milk more money 
From a film it should become a trilogy 
Don't revive this dead franchise 
That "part three' is a thin disguise 
I thought by now you'd realize 
There ain't no way to revive this dead franchise 
The sequel bombs and now the suits get worried 
That the third one, now, no-one will ever see 
But there's still a way to re-coup their investment
They'll release a Special Edition DVD 
They wonder how they could still make more money 
On these three films that no one went to see
 A boxed set with loads of extras on is one thing
 Tied in to a spin off series on TV 
My, oh my, you sure know how to promote things
You got us watching films that we don't like 
The films are crap but the merchandising till rings 
I wish all you accountants would take a hike!
Don't revive this dead franchise 
That "part three' is a thin disguise 
I thought by now you'd realize 
There ain't no way to revive this dead franchise 
There ain't no way to revive this dead franchise 
Money, is behind this dead franchise
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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