If I could stick my hand in the bowl
Pull a little out to taste
Would it be upsetting, would you be forgetting,
Would you say it's all a waste, it's a way-ay-aste
If would wait, I'd miss the taste,
The sweetness so divine
Couldn't you just not bake these toady
Can't you see that it's just fine
It's so fi-I-ine

I know it's only cookie dough but I like it
I know it's only cookie dough but I like it, like it, yes I do
I like it, I like it, I like it
Can't you see that this poor boy has got a sweet tooth

If you would mix it up in a bowl
Chocolate chips, vanilla, and eggs
That would be enough for my sugar buzz
Sooth me from my head to my legs, to my le-eh-egs
If you would drop it onto a sheet
Put it in the oven to bake
You would try to tell me raw dough wouldn't quell me
It would cause a tummy ache, tummy ay-ay-ache

I know it's only cookie dough but I like it
I know it's only cookie dough but I like it, like it, yes I do
I like it, I like it, I like it
Can't you see that this poor boy has got a sweet tooth

Did you know that cookie dough could make me scream
I'll bet you didn't know they put it in ice cream

I know it's only cookie dough but I like it
I know it's only cookie dough but I like it
I know it's only cookie dough but I like it
I know it's only cookie dough but I like it