-> "Tie Adhesive Tape Around the Mouth of Newt"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Tie Adhesive Tape Around the Mouth of Newt"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			(instrumental intro)
Let's send him home 
We think it's time 
'Cause we've got to let him know 
We think he's slime 
He said things would get better 
And just how it's gonna be 
Then we read the Contract and the things we didn't see 
Things we didn't see 
 
Let's tie adhesive tape around the mouth of Newt 
It's been two long years 
Let's give him the boot 
If we don't work together to defeat the Newt 
We'll stay in a rut 
He's gonna kick butt 
The right wing wants to loot 
Let's tie adhesive tape around the mouth 
(Around the mouth) of Newt 
Conniver greasing the wheels 
Of the lobbyists and shills 
With back room deals 
He's fallen and he's risen 
With the polls 
You hold the key 
To send the Newt a message 
And to stay pollution free 
Stay pollution free 
Let's tie adhesive tape around the mouth of Newt 
It's been two long years 
Let's give him the boot 
If we don't work together to defeat the Newt 
We'll stay in a rut 
He's gonna kick butt 
The right wing wants to loot 
Let's tie adhesive tape around the mouth 
(Around the mouth) of Newt 
In November we'll be cheering... 
If Newt's party gets the boot... 
As millions of the voters will seal up 
(Will seal) the mouth of Newt 
Let's send him home...
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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