Well they're funny as hell
High on weed what I need as I watch them
They're funny as hell, oh yeah
Mexican and Chinese
They've got ol' Sgt. Stadinko on their tail
He's a low-rider he's just stoned

Put them on, Cheech n Chong, put'em on
Put them on, Cheech n Chong, put'em on

Well they both smoke a lot
He's got a red cap knitted wearing low
They both smoke a lot, oh yeah
Hey there's Donna again
Don't know when I've seen a girl fine as her
She's lovely wish she was my girl

Put them on, Cheech n Chong, put'em on
Put them on, Cheech n Chong, put'em on

Well they're still up in smoke
Love how they joke at the law and all the rules
They're still up in smoke, oh yeah
They turned weed into a car
Chong get some rolling papers start aglow
I still wish Donna was my girl

Put them on, Cheech n Chong, put'em on
Put them on, Cheech n Chong, put'em on

Well they're some laid back dudes
Want to score, smoke some more as I watch them
Got buds in their teeth, oh yeah
Well they smoke as they talk
So let's smoke, tell a joke, smoke one with me
I'm wishing Donna was my girl

Put them on, Cheech n Chong, put'em on
Put them on, Cheech n Chong, put'em on

Put them on, Cheech n Chong, put'em on
Put them on, Cheech n Chong, put'em on