writing songs that pop in my head
thinking of the dumb things i've said
my music won't keep me fed
but its fun to dream
that people hear me sing
all the songs that i have wrote
but i'll never get a vote
its fun to be silly
its fun to write
i'll never be a star
i'll never own fifty cars

or be a parody queen
live a dream, or be in magazines
parody queen
sell my songs to stars i meet
i can't dance
i can't write
you won't see me in the spotlight
rock has weird al, country's got cledus T
no room for a parody queen

you won't turn your radio on
and hear me singing any song
i'm nice i like to wear clothes
i'd never expose
my tapes would be sold free
still i would like to be

a parody queen
cuss madonna and meet charlie sheen
parody queen
write songs about crazy things
i don't write good
if i tried i could
but that would be no fun
amiright lets us all be
parody kings and queens