-> "Fakes!"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Fake!"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Fakes!"
				Parody Written by: 
Dishonest Abe
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			[Abe FOXman rappin' on Dr Gene Scott:]
.
 You're wife's Sephardic
 (or is she not?)
 and you ordained her
 as "Pastore" Scott.
 A Jew for Jesus
 right from the start -
 she said she's Messianic - 
 but I don't hear her witness from the heart
.
 Whenever I tune into you
 you're filling up the pews
.
 You are fakes of faith -
 uninterrupted
 demands for tithes
 yet ours "corrupted"?
 You are fakes of faith -
 and I'm disgusted -
 your "faithing's" great
 yet ours is "busted"?
.
 Our calendar that's
 observed by you
 is one made for the
 Dispersion Jews;
 for nonobservant modern rabbis too,
 invented by Hillel the Number 2
.
 Denouncing Ashkenazi Jews - as "counterfeit"
.
 We are fakes, you say, us Ashkenazis -
"Israelites who became Khazaris."
 We are fakes, you say, for one main reason -
'cause in our minds it's lyin' season.
 So true Jews, say you, are House of Judah -
 the other House became Khazaris.
 So true Jews, say you, are the Sephardis -
 Judaeans who descend from Judah.
(Fakes!)
 Whenever I tune into you,
 you're saving yet more Jews
(We be "fakes"!)
 from being conned by us into our "Sabbatean ruse"
.
 We are fakes, say you, us Ashkenazis - 
"Israelites who became Khazaris."
 We are fakes, say you, for one main reason -
'cause in our minds it's lyin' season
 [repeat & fade out to Endtime]
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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