Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Preppys"
Original Song Title:
"Poison"
Original Performer:
Alice Cooper
Parody Song Title:
"Preppys"
Parody Written by:
Flibbertigibbet
The Lyrics
This is a preppy-bashing parody. Enjoy!! =D
(verse one):
Designer clothes
and brand new nose
Pricey cologne
you're just a clone
(chorus):
I can't stop laughin', you are all just the same(the same)
I'd like to throw things at you and put you into shame
I want to take away all your credit cards(and cash)
I want you to understand that you're nothing but preppys
And preppys are not real people
you're preppys, to me you're just a beetle
(verse two):
Sweaters, Khakis
with your lackeys
Dockers, short hair
they hate the squares
(chorus):
They listen to groups like Good Charlotte and Blink(oh no)
they prefer to go out and have blue daiquiri drinks
They drive around in BMW's, man(and Benz)
I want you to understand that you're nothing but preppys
And preppys are not real people
you're preppys, to me you're just a beetle
Preppys
(bridge):
Pricey cologne
you're just a clone
(chorus):
I can't stop laughin', you are all just the same(the same)
I'd like to throw things at you and put you into shame
I want to take away all your credit cards(and cash)
I want you to understand that you're nothing but preppys
And preppys are not real people
you're preppys, to me you're just a beetle
Preppys
(chorus):
I can't stop laughin', you are all just the same(the same)
I'd like to throw things at you and put you into shame
I want to take away all your credit cards(and cash)
I want you to understand that you're nothing but preppys, yeah
To me you're just a beetle, Preppys, oh yeah
I can't get into the mall, all ya'll takin' up the hall
you're preppys, to me you're just a beetle
Designer clothes
and brand new nose
Pricey cologne
you're just a clone
(chorus):
I can't stop laughin', you are all just the same(the same)
I'd like to throw things at you and put you into shame
I want to take away all your credit cards(and cash)
I want you to understand that you're nothing but preppys
And preppys are not real people
you're preppys, to me you're just a beetle
(verse two):
Sweaters, Khakis
with your lackeys
Dockers, short hair
they hate the squares
(chorus):
They listen to groups like Good Charlotte and Blink(oh no)
they prefer to go out and have blue daiquiri drinks
They drive around in BMW's, man(and Benz)
I want you to understand that you're nothing but preppys
And preppys are not real people
you're preppys, to me you're just a beetle
Preppys
(bridge):
Pricey cologne
you're just a clone
(chorus):
I can't stop laughin', you are all just the same(the same)
I'd like to throw things at you and put you into shame
I want to take away all your credit cards(and cash)
I want you to understand that you're nothing but preppys
And preppys are not real people
you're preppys, to me you're just a beetle
Preppys
(chorus):
I can't stop laughin', you are all just the same(the same)
I'd like to throw things at you and put you into shame
I want to take away all your credit cards(and cash)
I want you to understand that you're nothing but preppys, yeah
To me you're just a beetle, Preppys, oh yeah
I can't get into the mall, all ya'll takin' up the hall
you're preppys, to me you're just a beetle
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | ||||||||
| 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
People does not rhyme with beetle.
I'm somewhat preppy. But I think I exist...or do I?...I suppose it's all objective...but if I don't exist, what proof is there that anyone else exists...but how would I be able to tell if I don't exist...4-4-4...beetle?...
Just because I'm making fun of preppys, doesn't mean anyone needs to get their panties in a bunch. If I took offense to the parodies that I read, I'd never leave this site. Because I'd be complaining. But, I don't let it get to me. Neither should ya'll. Oh, by the way, in a cosmic world, beetle DOES rhyme with people. Plus, in this world of songs, words don't have to rhyme exactly. So, have a nice day. =)
Don't worry, I have no problem with someone bashing my religion, social status, political group or lover into a pulp. Honestly! I mean, freedom of speech gotta count fo' something. I was just bunching my panties over my own mistake - taking your parody too seriously and debating over whether or not I exist. Which...I'm still not sure about. And I'm not wearing any underwear, so no worries.
I listen to Good Charlotte and Blink heh
Well, I dress like a prep, am considered a prep, yet i CANNOT STAND Blink 182 or good charolate, or any new music group. i guess it is a stereotype though.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/alicecooper1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1378
