-> "Phantom of Insurance"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Phantom of the Opera"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Phantom of Insurance"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Christine: In rules, he sang to me, of compliance.
That voice which calls to my line of business.
And do I process claims?, for now I find,
the Commissioner of Insurance is there, inside your Regs.
Commissioner: Submit, again, filing requirements.
My powers and duties grow stronger yet.
And though you turn from me, and violated,
the Commissioner of Insurance is there, inside my Regs.
Christine: Those who have seen your fees, draw back in fear.
I write the policies.
Commissioner: It's me they hear.
My guidelines and your forms are united.
The Commissioner of Insurance is there, inside my Regs.
Commissioner: In your underwriting, you always knew,
that man and licensing...
Christine: Were both in you.
Commissioner: And in this labyrinth, so legislated,
the Commissioner of Insurance is there, inside my Regs.
Commissioner: Comply, my angel of insurance.
Christine: He's there, the Commissioner of insurance.
(Christine reads a policy.)
Commissioner: 
Comply.
Comply with me.
Comply, my angel of insurance.
Comply with me!
Christine: Sign here!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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