-> "Can't Stay With Your Mother"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"One Way Or Another"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Can't Stay With Your Mother"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Can't stay with your mother, I cannot stand her
She is too bitchy bitchy bitchy bitchy
Can't stay with your mother, I wanna kill her
I wanna kill her, kill her ,kill her, kill her
Can't stay with your mother, don't wanna see her
I wanna beat her, beat her, beat her, beat her
One day maybe next week, I'm gonna beat her
I'm gonna beat her, I'll beat her
I will drive past her house, and if I see her around
I will run her down
Can't stay with your mother, I'd like to stab her
She's such a witch, a witch, a witch, a witch ah
Can't stay with your mother, she's such a kvetch yeah
A kvetch yeah, a kvetch yeah
Can't stay with your mother, don't wanna see her
She's such a nudge, a nudge, a nudge, a nudge aah
One day maybe next week ,I'm gonna beat her
I'll beat her-aah
I'd like to punch her lights out, dump her off a pier uptown
and then let her drown
Can't stay with your mother, I'd like to shoot her
I don't want none of her lip
I'll flip from her lip, yeah your mother, I wanna shoot her
I'm wanna kick her, I'll kick her
Can't stay with your mother, I wanna bruise her
I'm gonna kick her, kick her, kick her, kick her
Can't stay with your mother, I wanna bruise her
I wanna fatten her lip
Trip her, make her fall, down on the floor she'll sprawl
strangle her with her shawl, I won't mind at all
Leave her in a supermarket dumpster, where it smells and rats feed
Hope she won't be found
Can't stay with your mother, She'll need a stretcher
A stretcher,A stretcher, stretcher, stretcher, stretcher
strangle her with her shawl, I won't mind at all
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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