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Song Parodies -> "Old School Death Metal"
Original Song Title:
"Old Time Rock & Roll"
Original Performer:
Bob Seger
Parody Song Title:
"Old School Death Metal"
Parody Written by:
okayokay
The Lyrics
I've always wanted to write this since I've been a fan of classic death metal
Just take those old demos off the shelf
I sit and headbang to them by myself
Today’s metal ain’t got the same soul
I like that old school death metal
Don’t make me listen to Whitechapel
You’ll never get my neck to move a muscle
Gorguts and Suffocation from ‘94
Now that’s some old school death metal
Still like that old school death metal
That metal makes my neck muscles sore
Need atmospheric stuff from days of old
And that old school death metal
Don’t wanna hear no emo screamo
I’d rather hear some Death or Morbid Angel
Job for a Cowboy sure won’t get me to go
I’ll stick with old school death metal
Call me a poser, call me what you will
Say I’m not with it, say I’m geeky as hell
Today’s metal ain’t got the same soul
I like that old school death metal
Still like that old school death metal
That metal makes my neck muscles sore
Need atmospheric stuff from days of old
And that old school death metal (3x)
Still like that old school death metal
I sit and headbang to them by myself
Today’s metal ain’t got the same soul
I like that old school death metal
Don’t make me listen to Whitechapel
You’ll never get my neck to move a muscle
Gorguts and Suffocation from ‘94
Now that’s some old school death metal
Still like that old school death metal
That metal makes my neck muscles sore
Need atmospheric stuff from days of old
And that old school death metal
Don’t wanna hear no emo screamo
I’d rather hear some Death or Morbid Angel
Job for a Cowboy sure won’t get me to go
I’ll stick with old school death metal
Call me a poser, call me what you will
Say I’m not with it, say I’m geeky as hell
Today’s metal ain’t got the same soul
I like that old school death metal
Still like that old school death metal
That metal makes my neck muscles sore
Need atmospheric stuff from days of old
And that old school death metal (3x)
Still like that old school death metal
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not much of a death metal fan myself but this song sums up my feeling towards modern country music it does not have the same soul as before either! 5's
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