-> "Mad Schemer"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Maneater"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Mad Schemer"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			(instrumental intro)
He only supports the Right 
Which means he wants the hype 
You know what he'll do 
He'll always go too far 
There's no debating 
With unlimited funds 
All wielded by Ken Starr 
So many have paid, you see 
$60 million dollars for free 
This counsel is wild 
He intends to rip Bill's world apart 
It doesn't matter 
'Cause the people just yawned 
When they read the Starr Report 
Oh, no, here he comes 
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up 
Oh, no, here he comes 
He's a mad schemer 
Oh, no, here he comes 
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up 
Oh, no, here he comes 
He's a mad schemer 
(instrumental break) 
He couldn't resist the view 
Snooping into things people do 
He laid out a trap 
And leaked out news that shouldn't stand up in court 
It doesn't matter 
'Cause the people just yawned 
When they read the Starr Report 
Oh, no, here he comes 
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up 
Oh, no, here he comes 
He's a mad schemer 
Oh, no, here he comes 
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up 
Oh, no, here he comes 
He's a mad schemer 
(Instrumental break) 
Oh, no, here he comes 
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up 
Oh, no, here he comes 
He's a mad schemer 
Oh, no, here he comes 
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up 
Oh, no, here he comes 
He's a mad schemer 
(repeat chorus and fade)
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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