-> "Driving My Wife Away"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Driving My Life Away"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Driving My Wife Away"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Well, I peel my socks off
Throw them on the countertop
Beer cans in the plants
Go outside without saying Hello.
Fall asleep on the porch.
Leave my Playboys
Open in the bathroom
Call in sick, wear brown shoes
With my black corduroy pants
And my Muff-Dive T-Shirt
Oooo, I'm driving my wife away
Hoping that soon, any day,
She'll leave.
Oooo, I'm driving my wife away
Looking for another one.
Well, I eat my dinner, in a half-a-minute
Throw it up, in the sink, leave it 
For her to clean up
Then I say I'm hungry
Ooooo, I'm driving my wife away
Hoping that by Saturday
She'll leave.
Ooooo, I'm driving my wife away
Looking for another one.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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