Oh, the Belgians drive on the right
But road rage drivers put up a fight
Ignore the view
Got the pedal to the floor
Talking and texting
And in supermarket lots too
Hit the trolleys, scrape side doors

Cars furnished by companies
Tax write-offs
Get a car for free
But the traffic is wild
And the driving is lame
That's why their brakes are worn
Right of way matters
Most Belgians don't budge
Rather start a shout war

(Oh-oh, here they come)
Watch out peds
They'll rough you up
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Belgians are bad drivers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Watch out motorbikes
They'll run you off
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Belgians are bad drivers

The road network is screwed
Makes for long commutes
Multi deadly crash
Can cause a pile-up of fast cars
Injury, splatter
But the Belgians don't care
'Cause they're really not smart

(Oh-oh, here they come)
Watch out peds
They'll rough you up
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Belgians are bad drivers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Watch out motorbikes
They'll run you off
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Belgians are bad drivers

[Oh so rude and crude]

Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
Watch out drivers
Better buckle up
(Whoa-oh, here they come)
(Watch out) Belgians are bad drivers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Belgians are bad drivers)
Seldom see a Belgian cop
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come, Belgians are bad drivers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Watch out)
Road rage drivers fight
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
Belgians are bad drivers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Belgians are bad drivers)
Drive like feral childs
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
Watch out peds, watch out kids
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Crash! Crash!) Belgians are bad drivers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Belgians are bad drivers)
They're talking and texting, oh yeah
(Oh-oh, here they come)
The best chocolate makers... that can't drive!