It's in a can packed tight
A meat that's not quite right
But fit for a stew*
Like in the Korean War
Between loving and hating (it)
It's waiting for you
On the shelf of a nearby store

It's cooked mainly with cheese
Melted on top
On slabs for kiddies
But not just for a child
Also kids, teens, adults
In lunch bags for school or work
No drips or splatters
Fits in foil like a glove
This odd, strange kind of pork!

(Chorus)
(Oh-oh, packed by mom)
Meat surprise
Just don't throw up
(Oh-oh, no yum- yums)
Forced Spam eater
(Oh-oh, boy, I'm bummed)
Lunch, no joy
This stuff's chopped-up
(Oh-oh, it's no fun) being a
Forced Spam eater

This stuff makes you poo
You know what it can do
Belongs in a frying pan
Mixed with other foods
Then served on a platter
Just palatable
But then you start to fart!

(Chorus)

[Definitely not a pleasure food]

Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, hurts my tum)
It's no fun
Watch out kids
You might throw up
(Boy, I'm bummed)
(Grossed- out) forced Spam eater
(Oh-oh, no yum-yum)
(A forced Spam eater)
Ooh, it's all chopped up
(Oh-oh, gives us the runs)
Spiced Ham, uh huh?
(Oh-oh, gives us the runs)
(Cookout, cookout!)
Gives us such a fright
(Oh-oh, it's no fun)
It's no fun, being a
Forced Spam eater
It will make you fart
(Oh-oh, it's no fun) being a
(Forced Spam eater)
For GI survival**
(Oh-oh, gives us the runs)
No yum-yum
Meat to avoid, to avoid
(Oh-oh, often shunned)
Cookouts! Cookouts!
Grossed out! Grossed out!
(Oh-oh, glad when there's none)
(So sad being a) forced Spam eater
(Oh-oh, it's no fun) being a
(Forced Spam eater)
Frying and serving
(Oh-oh, mom served me a ton)
I'm a forced Spam eater!!!