-> "I Hate AOL"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"I Love Rock and Roll"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"I Hate AOL"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			["Goodbye!"]
[Dial tone plays in background]
"Hey!? What's taking so long?"
I sit here everyday by my computer machine
It's a disgrace to someone who is sixteen
The Internet goes wrong
That's why I'm writing this song
And I could tell it would be long
until I was happy
HAP-py!!
And I could tell it would be long
Before I was online
YEAH online Singin'
I hate AOL
They should retire that dial-up Internet, Baby
I hate AOL
So give convenience and stuff to me
"Welcome!"
I smiled, 'cause I was online and I had some mail
"That don't matter," I said, "'cause the mail's the same" [Everyday]
I said, "The hell's with AOL?? I can't think of anything to write here!"
And next I was writing this song
God, AOL sucks, yeah, sucks!
I can't think of any more lines
To write in this song
You've got mail!
Singing:
I hate AOL
They should retire that dial-up Internet, Baby
I hate AOL
So give convenience and stuff to me
["Goodbye!"]
I hate AOL
It should go to hell
I hate AOL Yeah....
I said, "The hell's with AOL?? I can't think of anything to write here!"
And next I was writing this song
God, AOL sucks, yeah, sucks!
I can't think of any more lines
To write in this song
You've got mail!
Singing:
I hate AOL
They should retire that dial-up Internet, Baby
I hate AOL
So give convenience and stuff to me
I hate AOL
They should retire that dial-up Internet, Baby
I hate AOL
So give convenience and stuff to me
I hate AOL
They should retire that dial-up Internet, Baby
I hate AOL
So give convenience and stuff to me
I hate AOL
They should retire that dial-up Internet, Baby
I hate AOL
So give convenience and stuff to me
I hate AOL
They should retire that dial-up Internet, Baby
I hate AOL
So give convenience and stuff to me
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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