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Song Parodies -> "My Weight's 2-9-oh"
Original Song Title:
"I Love Rock and Roll"
Original Performer:
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Parody Song Title:
"My Weight's 2-9-oh"
Parody Written by:
mac195
The Lyrics
I put on mass to spare, eatin' like a machine
The square root of my weight's about 17
Still eat, I'm going strong, piggin' out all day long
And I can tell it won't be long till I'm weighin' 3-oh-3
And I can tell it won't be long till I'm weighin' 3-oh-3
Singin'
My weight's 2-9-oh
So grill another steak, make it juicy baby
My weight's 2-9-oh
Bake another cake, more French pastry
My trousers won't zip up and eatin's to blame
Might just get fatter yet, appetite untamed
I scarf fast food when I roam, there's mounds of food at home
And next I'll be loadin' up at the bakery
Carb spree
And next I'll be loadin' up at the bakery
Carb spree
Singin'
My weight's 2-9-oh
A possible career yet in sumo baby
My weight's 2-9-oh
Won't you get a rope and lasso me
I scarf fast food when I roam, there's mounds of food at home
And next I'll be loadin' up at the bakery
Carb spree
And next I'll be loadin' up at the bakery
Carb spree
Singin'
My weight's 2-9-oh
I'm diggin' "Iron Chef", I'm a groupie baby
My weight's 2-9-oh
Peasants armed with pitchforks after me (repeat)
The square root of my weight's about 17
Still eat, I'm going strong, piggin' out all day long
And I can tell it won't be long till I'm weighin' 3-oh-3
And I can tell it won't be long till I'm weighin' 3-oh-3
Singin'
My weight's 2-9-oh
So grill another steak, make it juicy baby
My weight's 2-9-oh
Bake another cake, more French pastry
My trousers won't zip up and eatin's to blame
Might just get fatter yet, appetite untamed
I scarf fast food when I roam, there's mounds of food at home
And next I'll be loadin' up at the bakery
Carb spree
And next I'll be loadin' up at the bakery
Carb spree
Singin'
My weight's 2-9-oh
A possible career yet in sumo baby
My weight's 2-9-oh
Won't you get a rope and lasso me
I scarf fast food when I roam, there's mounds of food at home
And next I'll be loadin' up at the bakery
Carb spree
And next I'll be loadin' up at the bakery
Carb spree
Singin'
My weight's 2-9-oh
I'm diggin' "Iron Chef", I'm a groupie baby
My weight's 2-9-oh
Peasants armed with pitchforks after me (repeat)
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Class job, Mac! I'm guessing you're a guy, since us women tend to be.... oooh, let's say, somewhat more neurotic... about weight gain ;^) So here's some 555s for you - perhaps that could be your protagonist's new target...
My weight's now down to 219. Whoo hoo!
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