Saw the authors sittin' on their chart
Knew that I could match their works of art
One or two is great, but this time I sent in EIGHT!
Soon enough they'll notice me, YEAH ME!
Up at number one someday, that's where I'LL BE!

Baby, I am on a roll
Climbin' up the charts like lightning, baby!
I am on a roll
So William Tong, make room for me!

There's a guy here who also shares my name
But I'll go and speed past him all the same
When I can score all fives
I truly feel alive
Am I Right ain't seen a star like me, YEAH ME!
Make some room at the top,. STG, STG!

Baby, I am on a roll
Climbin' up the charts like lightning, baby!
I am on a roll
So Florios, make room for me!

Mister Fred Flintstone
I Think Brock's A Clone
And if I get fat and have no life, that's fine WITH ME!
Jusrt chain me to the 'Net and throw away THE KEY!

Baby, I am on a roll
Climbin' up the charts like lightning, baby!
I am on a roll
So, c'mon, Royce, make room for me!

I am on a roll
Climbin' up the charts like lightning, baby!
I am on a roll
So Mer & Pip, make room for.......

I am on a roll
Climbin' up the charts like lightning, baby!
I am on a roll
So DiRito, make room for.............

I am on a roll
Climbin' up the charts like lightning, baby!
I am on a roll
So Chucky G make room for ME!