-> "Black And Cayenne"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Jack And Diane"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Black And Cayenne"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Little ditty bout
Black and Cayenne
Two peppers you use when your
food is quite bland
Black is on the table;
use a whole jar
Cayenne more pungent and a
little goes far
Put em on chili dogs
though I prefer cheese
Cayenne's sittin' on the shelf
It's mostly for recipes
Blackie say: --well, nothing;
it's inanimate you see
Look through those cookbooks that is
where they will be
And then you say
Oh yeah, spice goes on
Just grab you a mill
And grind until you're done
Oh yeah, spice goes on
Just grab you a mill
And grind until you're done
Black is put back because my
breakfast is donuts
I'll use him later; I make the
best baked beans
Well you know cayenne so
acrimonious and zippy
I only use it when I can't 
taste nothin'
And then you say
Oh yeah, spice goes on
Just grab you a mill
And grind until you're done
Whether in a wok
or a bowl
Whether patty melt or a 
casserole
You'll want to mix in
as strong as you can
Make an omelet real soon in a 
simmering pan
Little ditty bout
Black and Cayenne
Two peppers that are good to have
In the kitchen
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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