-> "President"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Centerfield"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"President"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			We will beat the drum and grab the phone 
The campaign starts today.
We're born again, there's new dough to be raised 
Shaking hands and kissing the tots
He's a brown-eyed handsome man 
Anyone can understand the way I feel 
Vote for him folks
He's ready to serve today 
Vote for him folks
He's ready to serve today 
Look at him
He can be 
President. 
Yes he spent some years in the nether tiers, 
Watching it from outside. 
You know he took some lumps when his party was turned out. 
So he looked at Reagan, and George Bush,
And yes, Bill Clinton too. 
Don't say it ain't so 
You know khis time he's due. 
Vote for him folks
He's ready to serve today 
Vote for him folks
He's ready to serve today 
Look at him
He can be 
President. 
Got an acid tongue, a heavy grudge, 
And a grasp of history.
He knows his time has come 
To hit the campaign trail. 
Time to throw the mud and bash them all, 
HIs moment in the sun.
It's a war and he's determined not to fail. 
Vote for him folks
He's ready to serve today 
Vote for him folks
He's ready to serve today 
Look at him
He can be 
President.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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