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Song Parodies -> "Osama's Porn Collection"
Original Song Title:
"Like a Virgin"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Osama's Porn Collection"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Told from his POV; hence, "My porn collection" in the song.
I really, really hate the West
YES I really, really do
Attacked the Twin Towers with airliners
Hit the Pentagon too
US was bombed, it was wronged
The US was mad, it was sad and blue
But your smut made me feel
Yeah, your smut me feel
Horny & happy too
Chorus:
My porn collection
Touched myself for the very first time
My porn collection
From the decadent West
Magazines, dvds, and online…
Gonna give you all my lust, infidels
My religion is fading fast
Livin’ in a cave for a while
Is now a thing of the past
You're women are so fine, and online
Makes me erect, yeah makes my blood boil
Muslim women must wear a veil
Yeah, they’re ugly as hell
Abdul, get rid of that goat and the oil
My porn collection
Touched myself for the very first time
My porn collection
From the decadent West
Magazines, dvds, and online…
Aaah, Aaah, Allah… forgive me!
You're women are so fine, and online
Wish one of your blondes could be mine
Muslim women must wear a veil
Yeah, they’re ugly as hell
Never take one as a bride
My porn collection
Touched myself for the very first time
My porn collection
From the decadent West
Magazines, dvds, and online…
My porn collection, aah, aah
My porn collection
Wait… someone’s inside
SHIT, you got me, and my heart beats, and you shot me
Oh, oh, oh, NO, oh, oh, oh, NO!!!
Uh, SEALs
Can you do me a favor,
erase my hard drive?
YES I really, really do
Attacked the Twin Towers with airliners
Hit the Pentagon too
US was bombed, it was wronged
The US was mad, it was sad and blue
But your smut made me feel
Yeah, your smut me feel
Horny & happy too
Chorus:
My porn collection
Touched myself for the very first time
My porn collection
From the decadent West
Magazines, dvds, and online…
Gonna give you all my lust, infidels
My religion is fading fast
Livin’ in a cave for a while
Is now a thing of the past
You're women are so fine, and online
Makes me erect, yeah makes my blood boil
Muslim women must wear a veil
Yeah, they’re ugly as hell
Abdul, get rid of that goat and the oil
My porn collection
Touched myself for the very first time
My porn collection
From the decadent West
Magazines, dvds, and online…
Aaah, Aaah, Allah… forgive me!
You're women are so fine, and online
Wish one of your blondes could be mine
Muslim women must wear a veil
Yeah, they’re ugly as hell
Never take one as a bride
My porn collection
Touched myself for the very first time
My porn collection
From the decadent West
Magazines, dvds, and online…
My porn collection, aah, aah
My porn collection
Wait… someone’s inside
SHIT, you got me, and my heart beats, and you shot me
Oh, oh, oh, NO, oh, oh, oh, NO!!!
Uh, SEALs
Can you do me a favor,
erase my hard drive?
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Cruel. Buth Osama got what he deserved.
this ish will get you got
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