-> "He's a Zombie"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Like a Virgin"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"He's a Zombie"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			He made it past Hyannisport
Somehow he made it through 
Didn't know how hard it was 
'Till they got there too 
He was dead, eatin' brains 
I was mad, I was horrified
How could they let that guy 
How could they let that guy
Be a candidate...
[Chorus:] 
He's A Zombie, Hey,
Dead since the viet-nam war
He's A Zoooommmbie,
Want to be our, pre-si-dent...
Gonna give me higher taxes 
My fear is rising fast 
Been saving it all for you 
'Cause only tax can last 
Brains are fine, tasty too
Make him strong, yeah they him bold 
Killin' babies too
Yeah, full term baaaaabies too 
Cause their brains taste best... 
[chorus] 
Oooh, oooh, oooh 
He's so fine and he's mine 
Kennedy's, own zombie slave
'Cause he makes him feel 
Yeah, he makes him feel 
Powerful inside 
[chorus] 
He's a zombie, ooh, ooh 
He's a zombie 
Feels so good inside 
When he loses, and his heart stops, and he's buried 
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 
Ooh, baby 
Can you smell the brains
Tasting good tonight...
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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