-> "Nuts Emergin'"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Like a Virgin"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Nuts Emergin'"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			They're known for abusivness
It really makes them stew
When they find out that you don't think
In the way they do
In defeat, they will cheat
Hanging chad, they'll get mad and sue
You should hear them squeal
Yeah, their voices will peal
Whiny and blue
Nuts emergin' , hey,
Coming from the liberal side
Nuts emer-er-ergin'
Their intentions are cut-and-dried
Appeasement is their strategy
With our terrorist enemies
They don't understand the threat
From this infernal disease
Got no spine, and their blind
Think they're strong, but they're oh so wrong
That's the reason why
Yeah, that's the reason why I'm writing this song
Chorus
Oooh Oooh Oooh
Got no spine, and they're blind
Heretofore, and 'til the end of time
They will cut a deal
Yeah, they'll cu-u-ut a deal 
With terrorist slime
Chorus
Nuts emergin' ohh ohh
Nuts emergin'
Will all this subside?
This is my plea 
To all the elites:
Stop your hate spree
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 
ooh maybe
Can't you stop the hate spree
For the very last time
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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