-> "One-Seven-Six"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Route 66"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"One-Seven-Six"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			ONE-SEVEN-SIX
Some weekends, I like to pedal west
To fair Ko-be, do it my way, healthcare quest
Get-fit fix on One Seven Six
It winds down from Kyoto to the bay
Less than one hundred miles all the way
Scenic mix on One-Seven-Six
Now I start in Itami, verge to minami
'Look, no hands, Ma!' Fold origami
You see Mukogawa. Gear up, not far to go
Soon I'm in Ashiya, can't stop for a beer
Cycle harder, through Higashi-nada
Don't you buy sake, never take a sip
You'll end up flying arsehole over tip
Save your kicks on One-Seven-Six
(instr. break)
Now my friend Takahashi: 'No Mister Flashy!
Take care you crashy, cho-bad smashy-smashy'
You'll see tarmac pillow; gallop through: medico!
Hate that red-light stopper, gonna come a cropper
'Brake man! Bastard … san! Oops, a copper!'
Don't you give lip to that angry Nip
Cussing out in Japanese - bad trip
No big sticks on One-Seven-Six
Rear-end licks on One-Seven-Six
Tonguelash-nix on One-Seven-Six
No cute chicks on One-Seven-Six
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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