-> "Vegetarian"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Sanitarium (Welcome Home)"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Vegetarian"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Grow my food in window sill 
I don't pay a butcher's bill 
Belly's full, look how well I age 
I do not grow food in a cage
Eat the same thing every night 
That's how I keep my colon tight
No high fat, nor calories
I enjoy spinach, squash, and peas 
Try, my friend, and you will see 
That you will have more energy 
So give your intestines a break 
Can't you see I don't get stomach aches? 
Vegetarian, don't eat meat 
Vegetarian, just leave cows alone 
Spread the good news everywhere 
Garden in the open air 
Planting things into the dirt 
Assuring me no pigs get hurt 
We bake our bread with our own hands 
Then eat with preserves that we can 
Tastes so good, the nutrients 
The Vegan life it just makes sense 
No more slaughter of the swine 
Listen, darn it, you should dine 
On some tofu, or on some kurd 
It's now easier to lay a turd
Vegetarian, don't eat meat 
Vegetarian, just leave cows alone 
Vegetarian, just leave cows alone 
C'mon just give in 
You can just live on oatmeal 
Crunch down on a pear 
Or apples will do 
You can get protein 
From many different types of beans 
You'll see things my way 
When cancer strikes again
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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