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Song Parodies -> "Need it"
Original Song Title:
"Beat It"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Michael Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Need it"
Parody Written by:
Ann Hammond
The Lyrics
I shop around there and I shop around here
You’re tired of my face I will not disappear
Desire’s in my eyes and the feeling is severe
I need it; just need it
I’m gonna run through all the shops that I can
I even want that thing looks like a pointing man
You wanna buy too get there before I can
I need it say you want it real bad
I need it need it need it need it
No style becomes defeated
Cool, loud, or funky all that’s in my sight
It doesn’t matter what’s wrong or right
I need it need it
I need it need it
I need it need it
I need it need it
When I’m in Target they all call me Mad Ann
I look at every toy and the tools used by man
I’m now carting four carts what makes you think you can?
I need it just need it
In the plant section buy more then I’m prepared
Look through the Halloween costumes I’m really scared
I’ll trick you will not treat you
I bought it ha! So there
So beat it you don’t want it that bad
I need it need it need it need it need it
I buy chocolate and eat it
Yeah I’ll admit it it’s not very bright
Tend to increase my size overnight
But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
Just need it neat it
Need it, need it, need it
Need it need it need it, need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
Need it need it need it, need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
But need it need it
Need it need it need it
You’re tired of my face I will not disappear
Desire’s in my eyes and the feeling is severe
I need it; just need it
I’m gonna run through all the shops that I can
I even want that thing looks like a pointing man
You wanna buy too get there before I can
I need it say you want it real bad
I need it need it need it need it
No style becomes defeated
Cool, loud, or funky all that’s in my sight
It doesn’t matter what’s wrong or right
I need it need it
I need it need it
I need it need it
I need it need it
When I’m in Target they all call me Mad Ann
I look at every toy and the tools used by man
I’m now carting four carts what makes you think you can?
I need it just need it
In the plant section buy more then I’m prepared
Look through the Halloween costumes I’m really scared
I’ll trick you will not treat you
I bought it ha! So there
So beat it you don’t want it that bad
I need it need it need it need it need it
I buy chocolate and eat it
Yeah I’ll admit it it’s not very bright
Tend to increase my size overnight
But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
Just need it neat it
Need it, need it, need it
Need it need it need it, need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
Need it need it need it, need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
But need it need it
Need it need it need it
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This was a slambang good start...but then you let your chocoholism get the better of you! Sorry Ann. :(
Thanks Agrimorfee yeah I know and don’t understand why I can’t come up with things like glow-in -the dark autographed snorkels. I would have used Ebay.
Great shopping..
Compulsive Fiving.
I thought this was very good. 545.
555 Kgs of coca extract!
Thanks everyone
Nice answer to the "Beat It" Challenge Ann--and now I want my personal favorite---"Snickers" . . .
Very accomplished parodizing here, Ann...although, because I'm a bloke, I have no idea what you're talking about. ;-) 555
Thanks BAD and Kristof
I just saw a link to this on the Questions Only thread and decided to give it a read. There were a few slight pacing problems, but aside from that, it was an excellent read. 5-5-5.
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