-> "No, I Ain't Off My Rocker!"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Veteran Cosmic Rocker"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"No, I Ain't Off My Rocker!"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I write it down
My muse is met
I hope that it swings cause song's my pet
Confuse the folks they think I joke
Fun of them I do not poke, I spoke
This crowd of cools think I'm high
I'm afraid I may be shy
'Cuz feelings I just imply.
Became adept at wording it right
I sowed and smiled
Of this I write
I do try to define this piece
A passenger trying to make peace
That howl is me, fly I try
I'm afraid I may be shy
'Cuz feelings I just imply.
(I strut, I stroll)
(Reach down into my soul)
I state...NO,I AIN'T OFF MY ROCKER!
 ~~ very strange musical interlude ~~ 
I step onward with my waning sight
The crowd just smiled
My words ain't trite
Wonder why it seems like caprice?
I managed to write, now I'm at peace
This site is now asking why.
What do you mean is their cry.
I'm not addled, I'm just shy.
(I strut, I stroll)
(My life is in my soul)
I state...NO, I AIN'T OFF MY ROCKER!
'Cuz feelings I just imply.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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