I like sushi, it is good
I once found a piece of wood
I once puked upon Gene Simmons
I like really stinky women
I hate rainbows, I eat dirt
Paper cuts make my butt hurt
Hit my blog and you will see
Twenty-five random things ‘bout me

Twenty-five random things
Cloris Leachman makes me schwing
My BO is really strong
I know every Yanni song
But I won’t be sucking up
With that “my wife’s amazing” stuff
That is just too lame to be
One of my random things ‘bout me

Twenty-five things I’ll show
That you simply have to know
I hate pickles, I can’t dance
I’m not wearing underpants
This one time at band camp I
Shoved my tuba --never mind
TMI we all agree
Twenty-five random things ‘bout me

Twenty-five things to learn
Just to read them, you will yearn
My wife cooks a mean soufflee
She’s SO AMAZING, by the way
If I could, I’d start a band
I’d call it Sirhan Duran
We’d tour with the Dead Kennedys
Twenty-five random things ‘bout me

Twenty-five things I will tell
I ate lunch at Taco Bell
A famous face I’d like to be
I wish George Clooney looked like me
I eat yogurt in the shower
Nagging is my super power
I smell fish; I gotta pee
That’s twenty-five random things ‘bout meeeeee