-> "Don't Eat"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Don't Speak"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Don't Eat"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			You eat me 
I used to be together 
All of me together one-piece 
Can't you seeeee 
That you're eating your best friend 
Just can't believe
You're eating my hand 
It looks as though, you ain't letting go 
If my arm's ate off 
I don't want to know 
Don't eat 
I know just what you're feasting
So please just stop your eating 
Don't eat me cause it hurts ... 
Don't eat 
You gotta stop your feeding 
Can't you see I'm bleeding 
Don't eat me cause it hurts 
You're eating me 
I feel my bones a' breakin' 
Yeah, you're an altogether 
Frightenin' ... zombieeee 
As I cry, you eat my eye 
With my head in your hands 
I see me die 
Don't eat 
I know just what you're feasting
So please just stop your eating 
Don't eat me cause it hurts (no, no, nooo) 
Don't eat 
You gotta stop your feeding 
Can't you see I'm bleeding 
Don't eat me cause it hurts
My life 's-ending 
I gotta stop pretending what you are... 
... 
... 
Eating me I can feel me dying ... undie? 
Don't eat 
You're not a lil' kid playin' 
You gotta stop eat-brain-in' 
Don't eat me cause it hurts (no, no-ooo) 
Don't eat 
You gotta stop your feeding 
Can't you see I'm bleeding 
Don't eat me cause it hurts 
Don't eat me cause it hurts! 
You're not a lil' kid playin' 
You gotta stop eat-brain-in' 
Don't eat,
don't eat, 
don't eat, 
Oh, you gotta stop your feeding 
Ow, can't you see I'm bleeding 
You know it hurts, 
You know iy hurts, 
You know it really hurts
Ow, gu, gu, gu, gu, gu, gu, gu, gush 
Don't, Don't, uh-oh Gush, gush artery 
Gush, gush artery Gush, gush 
don't eat me cause it hurts ... 
Gush, gush artery ... Gush, gush artery 
Gush, gush don't eat me cause it hurts ... 
Gush, gush artery ... 
Gush, gush artery ... 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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