-> "Drinking On The Dam Job"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Drinking On The Dam Job"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			
Now I’m a concrete worker with a dark history
The story that I tell, keeps on haunting me
Well one day, I saw something horrid
I almost puked, I ran right toward it
Running on the dam job
I rushed to what looked like a big blob
When I saw a head bob
I looked away 
That mornin’ they were pourin’, I couldn’t watch
That’s the day, I turned to scotch
Helps me cope and dulls the pain
I wondered why he had to be slain!
Give me all your best scotch!
I cannot believe what I’ve just watched!
Kick me in my damn crotch!
Am I Insane?
Well there’s some real tough goombahs in a crime family
They’re bumping people off, like they’ve hunted me
So I put a little scotch in my lunch box case
I cannot me forget the face I can’t erase!
Drinking on the dam job!
‘Cause I’m, running from the damn mob!
Thinking I’m a whack job!
I’m not insane!
 
Drinking on the dam job!
Why did I ever take this damn job!
Get me off this dam job!
Hoffa‘s his name!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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