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Song Parodies -> "Better Friend "
Original Song Title:
"Better Man "
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pearl Jam
Parody Song Title:
"Better Friend "
Parody Written by:
SwimPuff165
The Lyrics
Waitin’, sending a text
It’s two o’clock, what occurs next
Answers “Hey what’s new”
He made plans for a hangout
As he walks through the door, he’s ecstatic
Go for coffee as they talk static
He smiles and says he’s thankful for his time
Can’t find a better friend
He thinks of hobbies he thinks of games
Can’t find a better friend
Can’t find a better friend
Can’t find a better friend
Yeah
Always there for him
There’s no one else who’s in his life
He calms himself
Pictures bring back when they first met and clicked
And the interests of which they are addicts
They both knew it, and they’re really slick
He smiles and says he’s thankful for his time
Can’t find a better friend
He thinks of hobbies he thinks of games
Can’t find a better friend
He smiles and says he’s thankful for his time
Can’t find a better friend
He thinks of hobbies he thinks of games
Can’t find a better friend
Can’t find a better friend
Can’t find a better friend
He’s thankful, yeah
He don’t want to meet fakers
They need one
That’s what they’ll stay till the end
Can’t find a better friend (5x)
It’s two o’clock, what occurs next
Answers “Hey what’s new”
He made plans for a hangout
As he walks through the door, he’s ecstatic
Go for coffee as they talk static
He smiles and says he’s thankful for his time
Can’t find a better friend
He thinks of hobbies he thinks of games
Can’t find a better friend
Can’t find a better friend
Can’t find a better friend
Yeah
Always there for him
There’s no one else who’s in his life
He calms himself
Pictures bring back when they first met and clicked
And the interests of which they are addicts
They both knew it, and they’re really slick
He smiles and says he’s thankful for his time
Can’t find a better friend
He thinks of hobbies he thinks of games
Can’t find a better friend
He smiles and says he’s thankful for his time
Can’t find a better friend
He thinks of hobbies he thinks of games
Can’t find a better friend
Can’t find a better friend
Can’t find a better friend
He’s thankful, yeah
He don’t want to meet fakers
They need one
That’s what they’ll stay till the end
Can’t find a better friend (5x)
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