-> "Can't Fight These Cravings"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Can't Fight This Feeling"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Can't Fight These Cravings"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I can't fight these cravings any longer,
'Cause I just ate a tube of cookie dough.
What started out as hunger, has grown stronger
I think of chocolate candies everywhere I go
I tell myself that I have to start a diet
I wish I could be skinny as a rail,
But when I try to lose weight, it's a riot
I go a day without food, 
And I suddenly turn pale.
And as I wander for snacks,
I try to keep 'em light
But I wake up with these cravings
In the middle of the night
And I'm weighing more than a couple of Chevys might
And I can't fight these cravings anymore
I am always hangin' 'round the kitchen door
I make ten daily visits to the store
And fill my cart galore with goodies.
And I can't fight these cravings anymore,
I am always hangin' 'round the kitchen door.
And if I had to crawl upon the floor,
Just for a piece of pork,
Baby, I can't fight these cravings anymore.
I weigh so much, since I ate those beef burritos.
I've been gainin' pounds since I took that first bite
And it seems that you're tryin' to get me to exercise
'Cause you're always draggin' me down,
To the jogging track.
And as I wander for snacks,
I try to keep 'em light
But I wake up with these cravings
In the middle of the night
And I'm weighing more than a couple of Chevys might
And I can't fight these cravings anymore
I am always hangin' 'round the kitchen door
I make ten daily visits to the store
And fill my cart galore with goodies.
And I can't fight these cravings anymore,
I am always hangin' 'round the kitchen door.
And if I had to crawl upon the floor,
Just for a piece of pork,
Baby, I can't fight these cravings anymore.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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