-> "She Dropped In And Sent Me To The Pen"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Only Sixteen"
 
				Original Performer: 
Sam Cook
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"She Dropped In And Sent Me To The Pen"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			She was only sixteen, only sixteen
I loved her so
She was thinking I would take her to Niagra
I was trying out my new bottle of Viagra
We'd laugh and we'd sing
Then she'd ask me about a wedding ring
I got her a zirconia and set her heart aglow
She was dumb and I was just slow
Why did I give my heart so fast
It will never happen again
She was a mere lass of sixteen
And I spent a year in the pen
She was only sixteen, only sixteen
I loved her so
But she was too young to fall in love
And I was too dumb to know
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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