I get no kick out of A
B, C D are just crazy to me
E gives me no emotions
But I get a kick
Out of I

I get no friends from an F
G, H and I merely cause me to watch Zim
And J really makes me jump
But I get a kick
Out of I

K, L, M , N
O, P, Q, R, S
Are awful once you've heard them
'Though T and V don't impress enough
I'm curious for what's before them
W falls off the wall
X , Y and Z are not lucky for me
They tell me the alphabet's over
But I get a lick
Out of I

All of the band: 'Though T and V don't impress him
He's curious for what's before them

A.A.: W falls off the wall
X, Y and Z are not lucky for me
They tell me the alphabet's over
But I get a kick
A really huge kick
Out of I