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Song Parodies -> "No 1 Cuts Hair Like U"
Original Song Title:
"Nothing Compares 2 U"
Original Performer:
Sinead O'Connor
Parody Song Title:
"No 1 Cuts Hair Like U"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
Yes someone else wrote a similar parody with a home video that appeared on ABC-TV's "America's Funniest People" sometime in the early 90s. But I wrote this first.
It's been 21600 minutes
Since U cut my hair away
I hide my head all night and cry all day
Since U cut my hair away
Since it's been gone I can be whatever I want
I wear whatever wig I choose
I could wear some nice clothes by Yves St. Laurent
But I end up looking like a Marine Cadet in fancy shoes
'Cause no 1 cuts hair, no 1 cuts hair like U
I's been so cold around my scalp and ears
At least, what's left of them
No 1 can stop the passers-by from laughing
Tell me baby, do you like the song?
I wanna wring my hands 'round your neck so I can C
If I can kill U
I went to my lawyer, guess what he told me, guess what he told me
He said, "Caveat emptor, there's no way U can sue"
What can I do?
No 1 cuts hair, no 1 cuts hair like U
All the customers U have, Bubba, on your date card
Will all start going away
I guess going to Barber School baby was kind of hard
U really can go far with a little bribe
No 1 cuts hair like U
No 1 cuts hair like U
No 1 cuts hair like U
Since U cut my hair away
I hide my head all night and cry all day
Since U cut my hair away
Since it's been gone I can be whatever I want
I wear whatever wig I choose
I could wear some nice clothes by Yves St. Laurent
But I end up looking like a Marine Cadet in fancy shoes
'Cause no 1 cuts hair, no 1 cuts hair like U
I's been so cold around my scalp and ears
At least, what's left of them
No 1 can stop the passers-by from laughing
Tell me baby, do you like the song?
I wanna wring my hands 'round your neck so I can C
If I can kill U
I went to my lawyer, guess what he told me, guess what he told me
He said, "Caveat emptor, there's no way U can sue"
What can I do?
No 1 cuts hair, no 1 cuts hair like U
All the customers U have, Bubba, on your date card
Will all start going away
I guess going to Barber School baby was kind of hard
U really can go far with a little bribe
No 1 cuts hair like U
No 1 cuts hair like U
No 1 cuts hair like U
Copyright 1990, Agrimorfee
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Just thought I would add as a postscript--according to my mathematics (which could be off), 21600 minutes=7 hours and 15 days. I didn't know what else to do with that first line. :)
(ABC) "But I end up looking like a Marine Cadet in fancy shoes" ..... LOL!
(ABC) Cute! 5's
A cut above the rest!
Hence the nickname "Skinhead O'Conner", one strange chick
(ABC) Drat, I was going to make that pun. A short parody, but truly brilliant the way you worked 'caveat emptor' in there. 5-5-5.
N - Nice job.
The thought of Sinead O'Connor singing about haircuts made me grin...
(ABC) Bring out a remake and it could be about Lyndie English' bad haircut... :-P
(ABC) I've heard the Sinead O'Connor's hair joke done a million times before, but this one has to be right up there. Nice work, gets fives.
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