It's been many months since Britney Spears
Went without her lingerie
Now all these starlets try to boost careers
Hollywood clam on display
Cam-e-ras poised, and it's "Oops, I did it again!"
("Will this get on the Channel 5 news?")
Tried to eat my dinner in an L.A. sushi den
Too greasy....my sashimi; but man, check out the views
Of nothing but bare
Nothing but bare yoohoos!

They're so da-arn tricksy, them limousines
Exit strat-egy went wrong
Suddenly I'm confronted by your plumbing
Starin' at me...buy a freakin' thong!
You could shag some himbo; release the DVD
Call that cop a nasty ol' Jew
But talk to your agent, and guess what he'll tell you:
Guess what he'll tell you?
He'll say "Girl, you should be flashing the trash;
That's the IN thing to do... the paps will coo!"
Coz nothing compares
To winsome, bare yoohoos

[Random starlet singing]
What's so wrong with going pantless, mama?
(I) mowed my "front lawn"
Now, I've got a busy day
A slot on Conan O'Brien, and some soft porn
Makin' money off my All-Amer'can Pie!

No underwear
Nothing but bare yoohoo
Lohan just glares
Nothing but bare yoohoo
Oooh, that fresh air!
Nothing but bare yoohoo