Song Parodies -> "Part Time Bubba"

Original Song Title:

"Part Time Lover"

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Original Performer:

"Part Time Bubba"

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The Lyrics

Jolene!!! Put that raccoon on the grill!!!

From nine to five; white-collar Joe
A big ol' house with patio
But my secret is that I'm.a part-time Bubba
I'd eat fried food three times a day
Lynyrd Skynyrd is all I'd play
If I had my way.a hard-line Bubba

Watching NASCAR in my trailer really rocks
My pick-upis still up on blocks
Accountant by day, redneck by night
Having loadsa funsetting tyres alight!

I'm so proud of my double-wide
My cousin's also my child bride
People may deride.a part-time Bubba
But sometimes I feel like I've failed
I've got no relatives in jail
It's beyond the paletryin' to be a part-time Bubba

Hunting deer with my bud, Bud and hound dog, Zeke
Drinking Pabst; barbecued flatmeat*
Accountant by day, redneck by night
Knowing it's so wrong, but feeling so right!

Monster trucks and do-it-yourself dentistry
Raisin' hogs.for use sexually
Money by day, moonshine at night
Looking for some dumbdrunk a$$hole to fight!

Last night, went to the o-pe-ra
But Oprah's more my speed, by far
It's the life for mea part-time Bubba
I like my women fat and plain
My clothing all smells of butane
Man, it's really hard to be.a part-time Bubba
Suuuueeey!! A part-time Bubba
NRA for me.a part –time Bubba.

*Flatmeat- roadkill

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Arwen - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

But sometimes I feel like I've failed
I've got no relatives in jail

LOL!!! This is hilarious, Kristof!! Excellent!

Chuck A. Spear - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Hey, Vern! Excellent! OOOoooo-WEEEE!!!! Givin yoo three o' them little buckshot thingies in the fahv hole!

John Barry - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

The Red-State Rag. Perfect!

Jeff Reuben - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Excellent! Would make for a great video. Cledus T Judd would be proud!

Royce Miller - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, Larry the Cable Guy is a full-time bubba, and he's making a mint off of it; your parody is well done.

Rex - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Kristof, we need to talk about your Jeff Foxworthy addiction.

AFW - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Hot Dang! This hea-uuhhhs Rot smart!...Wurth three uv them numbers...wut kums after fore?

Rick C - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Good one, Bubba! Stay away from them hawgs now.....555

Red Ant - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Sorry to ruin your string of 5's but you can't associate NASCAR and the NRA with being a " Bubba " and get a 555 from me. 545. PS- I don't live in a trailer or cook roadkill but I'm not a redneck either, though by living in Virginia I may automatically qualify for being a redneck ( though I find * MOST * redneck stereotypes funny ).

Johnny D - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Heh heh heh burp

Stuart McArthur - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

nice to see your bud Bud and your zeke Zeke get a mention, but what about your brother Darryl and your other brother Darryl? - all the trademarks of a Kristof classic here - 555

Lee O. - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Would never think of a Bubba watchin' Op, but this was hilarious, and skillfully done.

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