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Song Parodies -> "Freddy's A Guy Who Won't Die"
Original Song Title:
"Eye In The Sky"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Alan Parsons Project
Parody Song Title:
"Freddy's A Guy Who Won't Die"
Parody Written by:
Scotty Dangerously
The Lyrics
I know that I'm in the middle of my current Harry Potter album, but I'm submitting this Freddy Krueger song as a Halloween surprise.
When I fall asleep on my bed
I see that Freddy Krueger’s not dead
He’s killed too many people before
And now he’s out to kill some more
Even me
It’s such bullshit
That I see Freddy when I’m dreamin’
How do I get in Freddy’s head
Before he tries to have me dead?
He’s taken too many souls before
And now he’s out to take some more
Can’t you see?
When I close my eyes
I just start to hear Freddy scrapin’
Freddy’s a guy who won’t die
He’s comin’ for you
To f**k up your mind
That evil Krueger’s a fool
Who locked up some souls
In his body and mind
And tonight I won’t sleep anymore
Cause Freddy
Can f**k up my mind, can f**k up my mind
If my friends are left far behind
Freddy will come and kill them blind
He’ll kill another teen or a whore
To spread around so much blood and gore
Disgustin’
This one nurse tied me up right after she was lustin’
Freddy’s a guy who won’t die
He’s comin’ for you
To f**k up your mind
That evil Krueger’s a fool
Who locked up some souls
In his body and mind
And tonight I won’t sleep anymore
Cause Freddy
Can f**k up my mind, can f**k up my mind
I see that Freddy Krueger’s not dead
He’s killed too many people before
And now he’s out to kill some more
Even me
It’s such bullshit
That I see Freddy when I’m dreamin’
How do I get in Freddy’s head
Before he tries to have me dead?
He’s taken too many souls before
And now he’s out to take some more
Can’t you see?
When I close my eyes
I just start to hear Freddy scrapin’
Freddy’s a guy who won’t die
He’s comin’ for you
To f**k up your mind
That evil Krueger’s a fool
Who locked up some souls
In his body and mind
And tonight I won’t sleep anymore
Cause Freddy
Can f**k up my mind, can f**k up my mind
If my friends are left far behind
Freddy will come and kill them blind
He’ll kill another teen or a whore
To spread around so much blood and gore
Disgustin’
This one nurse tied me up right after she was lustin’
Freddy’s a guy who won’t die
He’s comin’ for you
To f**k up your mind
That evil Krueger’s a fool
Who locked up some souls
In his body and mind
And tonight I won’t sleep anymore
Cause Freddy
Can f**k up my mind, can f**k up my mind
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There should be more APProject parodies. I was kind of turned-off by the repetitious profanity...not that there *was* profanity, but it made the parody less interesting to me. The forced rhyme of fools/souls didn't work for me. And taking a look at the last verse, it flew off the rails pacing-wise. i should have rated this 454 instead.
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