pudding is my favorite
i enjoy some cupcakes at times
well, i squeal when i get pastries
or a wedge of chef's apple pie

wanna cry
cause its jello...jello again
wanted pie...got gelatin
yeah, its jello...jello again
not this time, baby

always love a sundae
i'll have one when i get home
home-made ice cream's churnin'
it is so delicious and cold

but its jello...jello again
wanted pie...got gelatin
yeah, its jello...jello again
not this time, baby

stop...understand me
what's this dessert...on my plate
stop...where's the candy ?
i am afraid...i refuse to eat this food

like to lick cake icin'
sugar's gonna kill me yet
gimme soda pop, i'm lappin'
long as it is cold and wet

but its jello...jello again
wanted pie...got gelatin
yeah, its jello...jello again
not this time, baby

plainly, i don't want to
do not think i should
don't you think i'd eat it, baby
if it tasted good
i'll start actin' crazy
i'll start gettin' loud
chef is gettin' lazy

oh why...oh why...oh why

is it...jello...jello again
wanted pie...got gelatin
yeah, its jello...jello again
not this time, baby