Song Parodies -> "Freeballin'"

Original Song Title:

"Free Fallin'"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Freeballin'"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Give it a little thought, you'll get it. This song is dedicated to my sister and her boyfriend, who are moving to Miami! This one's for you (but mostly for Dakyn ;) )

Verse 1: I’m a grown boy, wears pajamas
My sheets just make a sweaty man stew
Got a good girl, says she’s not a fish
I’m scorchin’, could fill up a pool
It’s a hot day, livin’ in Miami
There’s a hurricane, underneath my cloth
Am I a bad boy, if I don’t even wear them?
Then I’m a bad boy, I’m takin’ them off

Chorus: Now I’m free!
Freeballin’
Yeah, I’m free!
I’m freeballin’!

Verse 2: Was a vampire, hadn’t seen the sunlight
Cuz the sun in Missourah’s not that hot
Now I’m rad boy, I’m darker than a shadow
And my undies are at home inside a box

Chorus: Cuz I’m free!
I’m freeballin’
Yeah, I’m free!
I’m freeballin’!

Freeballin’
Now I’m freeballin’
Now I’m…
Freeballin’
Now I’m freeballin’ now…

Verse 3: I give a shout out, who’s goin’ Commando?
I wanna give y’all, a soldier’s salute
We’re gonna freeball, under there’s nothin’
Feel the breeze y’all, should we go nude?

Chorus: No just free!
Freeball it!
Yeah we’re free!
Freeballin’!

Freeballin’
Now I’m freeballin’
Now I’m…

Now I’m free!
Freeballin’

Outro: Freeballin’
Now I’m freeballin’
Now I’m… (Freeballin’!)
Freeballin’
Now I’m freeballin’
Now I’m… (Now I’m free!)
Freeballin’
Now I’m freeballin’ (Freeballin’!)

[Fade Out]

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Abbott Skelding - April 20, 2016 - Report this comment

Love this! I think Free Fallin' is incredibly overplayed, but this was a really fun read. I could just see a singer doing this, wearing tear-away pants and ripping them off right before the first chorus. Nicely done!

Matthias - April 21, 2016 - Report this comment

This one was a riot. Classic dirty, immature parody material that I really liked reading to this sappy song.

Agrimorfee - April 21, 2016 - Report this comment

Nice recycling of some of the original words to a new context...ordinarily I avoid that, but this was clever.

Max Power - May 03, 2016 - Report this comment

Now you're streakin'

bobpiecheese - May 03, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Balls are funny. Fact of life. Though I personally would keep my undies on, if only to counteract thigh chafing. That may be TMI, but this is a parody about ball sweat, TMI's a given. 555!

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