-> "Runnin' Down A Dream Vs. Piano Man"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Runnin' Down A Dream"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Runnin' Down A Dream Vs. Piano Man"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			[starts with harmonica from "Piano Man" but then abruptly changes to the guitar riff from RDAD]
It's 9 o'clock - on a Saturday
The regular crowd - shuffles in
There's an old man - sitting next to me
Makin' love to his - tonic and gin
He says, "Son, can you - play me a memory?
I'm not really sure - how it goes
But it's sad and sweet - and I knew it complete
When I wore a young - er man's clothes"
[chorus]
Yeah, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
We could use a melody
You got us feelin' alright
Yeah, you're the piano man
Now, John at the bar - is a friend of mine
He gets me my - drinks for free
He's quick with a joke - or to light up your smoke
Though, there's someplace that he'd - rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe - this is killing me
As the smile ran away - from his face
Well, I'm sure that I - could be a movie star
If i just could get - out of this place"
Yeah, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
We could use a melody
You got us feelin' alright
Yeah, you're the piano man
Now, Paul is a - real estate novelist
Who never had time - for a wife
And he's talking with Davy - who's still in the navy
And probably will - be for life
And the waitress is - practicing politics
As the businessmen slow - ly get stoned
And they're sharing a drink - they call loneliness
But, it's better than drink - in' alone
Yeah, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
We could use a melody
You got us feelin' alright
Yeah, you're the piano man
It's a pretty good - crowd for a Saturday
As the manager gives - me a smile
'Cause he knows it's me - they've been comin' to see
To forget about life - for a while
The piano sounds - like a carnival
And the microphone smells - like a beer
And they sit at the bar - and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you - doin' here?"
Yeah, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
We could use a melody
You got us feelin' alright
Yeah, you're the piano man
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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