Excuse yourself, you always let "em rip
Never thinking of your manners
Brace yourself, it's just like rotten eggs
That smell hits you like a hammer
Fan yourself, the gas is lingering
Try and try to blow it out a window
Check, check yourself, I think you crapped your pants
So it smells that way

Chorus:
Odour of a smelly fart, odour of a smelly fart
Much better than a
Odour of a deadly fart, odour of a smelly fart

Hey, that gas is so toxic, your ass must be so sore
Stop it now, you ate too many beans
Now your boxers' getting moldy
You, cut the cheese, and then you cleared the room
And you wonder why you're always lonely
Plug yourself, give some fresh air a chance
You got the scent of a cow

(Chorus)

Odour of a smelly fart
After all your ingestion, you repulsed me so
It smells like something crawled up your ass and died
In the bathroom you should go, wipe before you flush
And don't get constipated now, oh no

(Chorus x 2)

Odour of a smelly fart
Sooner or later Pepto-Bismol will defeat that smelly fart
It will turn, it will burn, it will rip those cheeks apart
Don't relieve yourself anymore
Don't relieve yourself anymore
Don't relieve yourself anymore
Just diffuse it