-> "The Subway Song"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"I Want It That Way"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"The Subway Song"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I don't eat wendy's. 
Don't need Dairy queen. 
I want to lose weight. 
I'll eat at subway. 
I don't need junk food. 
I think that is crude. 
I want to be healthy. 
So I'll eat at subway. 
{Don't need pie] 
It only makes you gain weight. 
{Don' t need fries] 
They make me put on more face. 
{I despise] 
I don't need to eat more cake. 
I'll eat at subway. 
I should get thinner. 
To be a winner. 
Yes I do Still like kool aid. 
But I do like subway. 
{Tell you why} 
I can't have lunch at wendy's 
[tell you why] 
I can't eat out at Burger king. 
{Tell you why} 
I'm starting my diet today 
I'll just eat at sub way. 
It is my own goal 
To lose weight and then know 
That subway was best for me. 
I will have a good lunch 
Lose weight yes a whole bunch 
I prove that it is healthy. 
I'll eat to good health. 
I'll be in good wealth. 
I'll eat,I'll eat, I'll eat, I'll eat. 
This is to good health. 
I can't Keeping gaining more weight. 
Gets me fat and it is not great. 
I'm starting a diet today. 
I'll eat at subway. 
{Can't deny} 
I need to eat more healthy. 
{Gonna try} 
To work more and eat less these days. 
{here is why] 
I better stay in good shape. 
I will eat at subway. 
{Can't deny} 
Junk food just makes me look fat. 
{Can't deny] 
I'm looking just like my cat. 
{Here is why} 
I can not keep on gaining weight. 
I'll just eat at subway. 
I'll eat at subway. 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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