-> "Can't Have It That Way"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"I Want It That Way"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Can't Have It That Way"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			[Hitler]
You are, blonde fire
Verboten, desire
Believe me
When I state,
“Can’t have it that way”
Since we, are two worlds apart
Must be kept apart
Marriage? Hey!
Even Eva (Braun) still does wait!
[Chorus:]
(Valkyrie)
Is nothing but a headache
(Valkyrie)
But still a Brit-Blonde hot date
Valkyrie
Osteria (Bavaria) everyday?
No way that we can mate!
I AM, your fire!
Worship, my power!
Yes I know, it's too late
But we’ll share the same fate!!!
[Mod Chorus:]
(Valkyrie)
Is nothing but a headache
(Valkyrie)
But still a Brit-Blonde hot date
Valkyrie
In Germany you cannot stay
A new war is on its way
Now I can see that we're growing apart
Aryan ideal of such beauty, Ja!
No matter the outrage
I want you to know
That I think of you secretly...
You are, blonde fire
Verboten, desire
You are
(You are, you are, you are)
BRITISH!!!
I really hate to say
You’re nothing but a headache
But still a Brit-Blonde hot date
(No way that we can mate)
A new war is on its way (Too bad)
We’ll share the same fate
[Mod Chorus II:]
(Valkyrie)
Is nothing but a headache
(Valkyrie)
But still a Brit-Blonde hot date
Valkyrie
Time spent in my Mercedes (Ja, we had some fun dates)
Marriage? No way!!!
(Valkyrie)
You’re nothing but a headache
But still a Brit-Blonde hot date
Valkyrie
Hate to see you go away (Eva Braun to be my mate)
U, what can I say?
Just can’t have it that way…
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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