-> "Nokia's song"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Adam's Song"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Nokia's song"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I never thought I'd buy a phone,
I laughed the loudest at your tone,
No cord to trace back to the wall
This is a mobile, who should I call?
I took my time, credit ran up,
It cost me 9 (quid) this rate is rough,
I'm too depressed to talk on,
O2 I'm sorry, this phone is wrong,
Never texted, rarely called,
bt just held such better rates,
Rates when I still felt alive,
I didn't mind to stay inside,
The world was wired, too late to not buy,
BT was over, thought I'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
To use my home phone all alone
I never thought I could talk alone
another six minutes on a phone
give all my tones to all my friends
you'll never try to ring my number again
you'll cross it out
delete from your book
remember the time that I didnt give a f**k
about having a phone at all
please tell C(ar)P(hone)W(arehouse)this is not their fault
I never texted, rarely called,
But bt held much better rates
rates where I can feel alive
Where i dont mind to stay inside
The world is wired, the time goes by,
BT I found is still alive
I cant wait till I get home
To pass the time talking alone
I never texted, rarely called,
But bt held much better rates
rates where I can feel alive
Where i dont mind to stay inside
The world is wired, the time goes by,
BT I found is still alive
I cant wait till I get home
To pass the time talking alone
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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