-> "For John Kerry? (Politics Are So Scary)"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"For Tomorrow"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"For John Kerry? (Politics Are So Scary)"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Shall I vote in 2004, 
Since it's out of my hands?
Politics make 
m
e sick, and s
o
Need I v
ote for John Kerr
y?
All God'
s children Bush has left behin
d
....
Wish he were truly pro
-
life.
So I hold my nose so tig
htly.
Do I vo
te for John Ke
r
ry? 
(C
HORUS
)
Singing: Blah, blah, blah, b
lah
, blah, 
Blah, blah, blah
,
 blah, bl
ah, blah
, bla-a-ah,
Blah, blah, blah, 
bl
ah, blah,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bla
h, 
bla-a-ah,
Blah, blah, bla
h, bl
ah, blah
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, 
b
la-a-ah..... 
Politic
s
 are so
 scary.
Should
 I vote in 2004,
Since it's 
out of m
y hands?
The election m
i
ght be fixed again.
Sho
uld I c
hoose Bush or Kerry?
Based on all that ma
de me sick last
 time
And all that's
 lost in tr
anslation,
I'd just hold
 my nose and pick
 one.
Politics 
a
re so scary.
(CHORU
S)
Should I vote in 2004?
Nei
ther i
s really pro-life.
I'd 
j
ust
 hold 
m
y nose and wa
l
k off.
Po
litics are so scary
(CHORUS
)
(sung over repeated chorus)
In th
is corner we have Kerr
y
, l
ooks l
i
ke he picked a running mate
Who the Dubya people ca
ll a pot to their own kettle,and the
swift 
boats all go to the right, 
w
e'll see who wins elect
i
on night
 and
Politics are so scary.
And Dubya and his doub
le speak just bough
t
 more TV time this 
week, that imitation A
lexei who lost but got in anyway, wh
ose fa
v
o
r
i
t
e
 
book's '
O
r
well for Dummies', just wait till the ki
n
g
d
o
m
 
c
o
m
e
s
 
a
n
d
Politics are so scary! Oh, oh...
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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