-> "Won't Make Out With You"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"I'll Make Love To You"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Won't Make Out With You"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Tempting flies... With your breath
	That smells like a critter died
	I turned white... Cause you're a fright...
	Don't start to salivate... Lips should stay dry...
	The behind... Of a rhino...
	Smells delish next to your gasps
	Plus your spit is like an asp
	Packs a toxic sting... So our lips will not clasp!
	Won't make out with you
	Though you want me to
	Since you're not my type
	Shoulda done that left swipe
	Won't make out with you
	Reeks like moldy boots
	Each time your warm air blows
	My poor skin turns blue
	Here's the facts... You're quite gross
	Mouth breeze turned guys into ghosts
	I've become one nauseated dude
	Girl, You're so nasty... That your teeth aren't even white!
	Killed a rose (killed a rose) with your roar (with your roar)
	Why don't you keep that closed? I'll spew
	Keep my pants on around you
	All my glasses are cracking it's worse than the loo
	Won't make out with you
	Though you want me to
Made skunks run and hide
	Pop some mints and I might
	Go make out with you
	Grab that toothpaste tube
	Cause right now it's a "NO"
	Though I'll paw your boobs
	Your pearly whites... Aren't too bright...
	I won't kiss you goodnight
	A rotten fish I could find's
	A less daunting task
	Your bad halitosis is my strife, my strife, my strife...
	Won't make out with you
	Hope you get a clue
	Though your face looks right
	Maggot mouth is your plight
	To make out with you
	I would need more booze
	Since that smell makes me choke
	Once I'm smashed we'll screw
	[CHICK]
	Won't make out with you
	Since you're not that cute
	Drastic overbite
	You need to take a hike
	Won't make out with you
	Since you're really rude
	And you're way too shallow
	For an fugly dude!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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