-> "If You Axed Me In Two"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"If You Asked Me To"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"If You Axed Me In Two"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Used to be someone, but now just some ... thing
Used to be alive , I lived a life. 
I've been a zombie, now, with just one feeling 
I could eat your brain 
Let me eat your brain! 
I said I really want to eat your heart out darlin' 
I said you'd better, not let me in 
 
But if you axed me in two 
You would just cleave my mind 
And you'd end my unlife forever 
If you axed me in two
I would just fall apart
When you chopped off my arms forever
If you axed me in two
If you axed me in two
ew - ew - ew - ew ... oh AAAh
Somehow ever since I've been hacked by you 
Can't go back to being in one piece 
Can't help feeling darling since I've trapped you 
That I'll eat your brain 
Let me eat your brain! 
I said you better not let me get too close to you darling 
I said I needed, needed to eat brains 
But if you axed me in two 
You must cut me in half 
And then I would just fall to pieces 
If you axed me in two
Better cut out my heart 
And then chop off my arms forever
If you axed me in two
If you axed me in two
Axed me in two, you zombify my world ... eat you baby 
I'll eat your brain (I'll eat your brain) 
Ax me in two, and I'll eat any brain ... eat yours baby, eat your baby's ...
If you axed me in two 
Then you'd end my unlife forever ...
If you axed me in two 
All you gotta do is ax me in two
All I wanna do 
All I wanna do
All I wanna do is eat your brain 
I'll eat up your world
I'll eat all your world
Everyone, everyone's baby
If you axed me in two 
Just ax me in two 
I think you really want to ax me in two 
Just ax me in two ... 
If you axed me in two 
You cleave my mind 
I'll eat your brain ... 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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